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Today was the day, [Name]. Today was the day. However, [Name] wished that today was a better day. It was absolutely below freezing on her end, and since her mom was so frugal, the heater stayed on low. So, she had to walk around her house in a nice fluffy coat and scarf, mug of hot chocolate never leaving her side. But, back on the subject of Today. The day. The day, more specifically, that she'd get to see her friend Dave for the first time, thanks to the new video-chat thing she just installed in pester-chum. Allow the "Woot Woot"'s to commence. What a day this would be.

 She stepped into her room, turning on her little portable heater to retain some form of "warm" and setting her 5th mug of hot chocolate down on her old computer desk. She set everything up, the sat down and huddled up on the computer chair, drawing her knees up to her chest. After taking a huge gulp of throat-burning chocolaty liquid, [Name] opened up pesterchum and sent a video request to the bright red, unmistakable name on her friends list. turntechGodhead. 

 She shivered and waited while the little loading screen indicated a pending request. Finally, a little approved message appeared on the screen, and it changed from "pending..." to "connecting..." while she stared. She put on her best smile, and smoothed down her hair, waiting for the camera to turn on and for her to meet the guy she's been crushing on ever since their first exchange of messages.

[ chumHandle [CH] starting pesterign turntechGodhead [TG] ] 

CH: Holy burrito-babies you will not believe what just happened during math class!

CH: OHMYGODWRONGHANDLEI'MSORRY

TG: wow

TG: thats such a lame overused excuse

CH: Huh?

TG: wrong handle my ass

TG: you dont need to deny anything we all know this was on purpose

TG: you want the stri-d thats all the explanation you need

TG: no excuses needed because the stri-d is served 24 hours a day over at my place

CH: I

CH: What

CH: Stri-D that sounds like some type of juice.

TG: you know it

TG: gotta get that vitamin d

[Name] remembered that awkward (and somewhat flirtatious) conversation, and she giggled a bit. As she fondly recalled the memory of...oh, maybe a year and a half ago, when she was 16 and he was 17, the screen made a small "ding" and her frost-tickled face appeared on the screen. Her cheeks and nose were pink from the cold, and she glanced over to Dave's side of the screen.

"Hi Da-OHMYGOSH."

Holy shit no no no abort mission abort mission problem code 3375 he's actually really really hot. Not to mention shirtless. He gave off a little half-smirk and crossed his arms over his bare chest.

"Well that's a rude way to say hello. I'm offended, wow. Maybe I should just go gather up a group of people like me, offended by their friends hellos, and start a protest." You sputtered, and covered your mouth with your gloved hand. He even sounded amazing.

"Where's your shirt!?"

"It's over 100 degrees out here in Texas, [Name]. I take it you live farther up north than I do. Well, news flash, the temperature here ranges from hot as balls to hell, and it's hell right now. I've got Satan sitting outside my window, throwing me the devil's horns," he lifted up his hand to make a "Rock On" sign, "and smiling like the dancing, grinning fuck-up he is. Wanna go say hello?"

"I...uh..." You couldn't find it in you to speak. Not at all. He chuckled and leaned forward, cradling his chin with one hand.

"I told you that you wanted the Stri-D."

"Nah, I've got hot chocolate, no need for juice today."
So, I decided that since everyone loves the Striders, why not make a one-shot for Dave? I hope you all enjoy it, and feel free to request more! If you want a second part to this, I'm warning you now that it will have cyber in it, most likely. Feel free to suggest anything for me to do down below! I'll try and get as many done as possible.

Homestuck and Dave ~ :iconcopyrighthussieplz:

You ~ :icondavestriderplz:
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ZombieDswim Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015
I read the first paragraph, stood up, and made myself some hot chocolate.
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FeartheHedgehog101 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Stri-D pfft
gotta get that vitamin d
can we not
nah jk this is too good
a part two would be lovely by the way.
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ISmellGooood Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015  Student Writer
I'm sorry it took me so long to get back to this! But, I did have a part 2 AND a part 3 once, however Part 2 got reported and removed for containing inappropriate content, so I never did get around to re-writing it. My apologies!
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FeartheHedgehog101 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
oh its okay! if you have it anywhere just put in the top of the writing a warning and put it under adult content. noone is supposed to report if its under the right content.
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ISmellGooood Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Student Writer
I did, as well as some of my other stories. The situation was that a group I'm in (HomestuckxReader) had a contest, and someone who was angry because they didn't win began to report all of the nsfw stories in the group. Because homestuck characters are technically underage in canon, they were considered sexual acts involving minors and removed, despite filters. It was very depressing, because I and a lot of other writers did not have back ups saved to our computers and lost a lot of our hard work.
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Slendysgirl14 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Yep I would greatly appreciate a part 2 maybe even a series if that's not to much to ask.
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em11104 Featured By Owner May 15, 2015
You got the ending line perfectly. Luv it!!
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Sophia356 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015
I do belong to Dave thank you very much 😏 
This was really cute btw that would have probably happened to me 
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Jeffylover908 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015
can I buy that juice at a store that the clerks there always says "ironic" and all they sell is smuppets, AJ, and stri-D?
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Jeffylover908 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015
can I buy that juice at a store that the clerks there always says "ironic" and all they sell is smuppets, AJ, and stri-D?
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ferriluver101 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015
oh my gog yeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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homestucklov35 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I need more w@
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Kerena13 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014
Oh lawd, that ending line. <3 I love how well you captured Dave's personality. The rambling is a trait a lot of people gloss over, but you got it down to a T. Lovely job~. <3
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ISmellGooood Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014  Student Writer
Ahhh, thank you! I do try to achieve justice when it comes to the personalities of characters, so I'm glad to hear I'm doing something right :'D
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LoveLemonsWithHearts Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I would buy that juice.
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dressinglikeafandom Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2014
That was sooooo great!!! I love it!!! Is there a part 2?
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phaserW0lf Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I want a part two so baaad ;-;
//if you really don't wanna write it, i'd pay points for it, i swear!
//bro, i mean this-
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ISmellGooood Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Student Writer
Oh, that's too kind! Honestly, there WAS  part 2, and it was a lemon, and unfortunately got reported and taken down. So sorry!
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phaserW0lf Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
If you didn't put a mature content filter on it, then I can understand...
But if I pay you, would you note it to me? I pay in points and this literally means there used to be about 5 out of Idek how many fanfics of Dave x Readers that were lemons and it looks like now that number's 4...
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ISmellGooood Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Student Writer
No, it had a mature filter, but a reporter went out and reported every homestuck lemon they could find, so this, along with a few others of mine, were lost, unfortunately before I had managed to save them anywhere. So, sadly, I can't note it to you, as it no longer exists. Thank you very much though for the offer, it does mean a lot that someone would be willing to pay points to see my work. It's a shame I can't give you what you want, I apoligze immensely ; n ;
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phaserW0lf Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Oh, that happened to every Hetalia lemon as well!
But it only happened once, and I'd even pay extra for rewriting it ;-;
I look daily for fanfics that are worthy and this one sounds like it would be so interesting!
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ISmellGooood Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Student Writer
My, this is very flattering! <3 
Well, my motivation for rewriting it isn't all that high, but I suppose I could use some points, so it would all depend on how many you'd be willing to pay? I hate sounding like some con-artist sleazebag, but re-writing things, especially lemons, does take a lot out of me, so I'd like it to be worth my while. Of course, I'm not asking you to pay right this moment, certainly no, but I'd like to at least know what you're offering.
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phaserW0lf Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Well, I have 485 points...And judging by how interesting...
Anywhere between 50 and 200 points, you name it. ^^~
And no, I didn't typo 1 for 2, I mean 200 XD
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ISmellGooood Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Student Writer
Well, that's tempting, so here's what I propose. IF I come around to it, which may happen soon or may not, depending on my schedule, I will write the lemon, and tell you that I finished it. Then, you can give me the points, I'd like 160, if that's okay, and I'll send you the lemon. That way you don't give me the points ahead of time and I never get around to it. Does that sounds alright?
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admiral-sailboat Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014
Oh man, part 2 of this was always my favorite. I'm really sorry that someone reported it
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Lousiey Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i want part two
and the stri-d
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ISmellGooood Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Student Writer
Ah, there used to be a part 2. Unfortunately, it was reported and deleted due to having sexual content. My apologies!
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Lousiey Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
aw that sucks.. mind noting it to me if youcan?
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ISmellGooood Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Student Writer
Sadly not. I had no saved version of it anywhere, and I never found the time to re-do it! :C It upset me very much as well, the nerve of some people to report another's hard work! >:I My apologies!
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Lousiey Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
aww ok. and I really hate people who report stuff like that, seriously.. it sucks
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Cocoismynumber1food Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
WHAT


ALWAYS JUICE



AAASLLKWWWAAAYYYSSS
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robitDragon Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Student General Artist
So i was reading this and my computer gets a lot of ads and the one that popped up beside was for juice.... Coincidence I think not
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YangireHetalian Featured By Owner May 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Texas can get f'in hot -_-
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RougeTrooper723 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Dave, I wish to greet your chap, Satan.
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SoulEvans12 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
This needs a part 2!! 

Lol the "stri-d"
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ISmellGooood Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Student Writer
It had a part 2, but sadly enough someone reported it :c I would post it again, but I didn't have it saved anywhere, I'm sorry.
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SoulEvans12 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Awwwwe, that sucks, but it's ok!!
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mindroid Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014  Student Writer
Where's part two?
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ISmellGooood Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014  Student Writer
'Fraid it got reported, I'm terribly sorry :c
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IGame101 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconnosebleedplz:
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Xmzv Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014
Yes, vitamin d sounds good. Perv plz 
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lunaflyaway Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014
XD So true
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RainbowDash3221XD Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
-dies of blood loss- oops i died -god tiers- woo i lived -passes out of blood loss-
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robitDragon Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Student General Artist
basically what happened to me. 
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invaderMaythe1st Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
it;s not often stories make me laugh, but...

That ending XD
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thunderbuddy69 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconflailingplz: love it~
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ZPupG1rl19 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013  Student General Artist
Hahaha wow
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Krys411 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This was absolutely amazing. You are a wonderful person. *Dies because that last line*
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hrc125 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013
more would be cool it was fun to read but sorta short i will read it if you make more!
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SilvieTheCat Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh wait, fuck nevermind. I just saw that there is more
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