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January 31, 2013
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Today was the day, [Name]. Today was the day. However, [Name] wished that today was a better day. It was absolutely below freezing on her end, and since her mom was so frugal, the heater stayed on low. So, she had to walk around her house in a nice fluffy coat and scarf, mug of hot chocolate never leaving her side. But, back on the subject of Today. The day. The day, more specifically, that she'd get to see her friend Dave for the first time, thanks to the new video-chat thing she just installed in pester-chum. Allow the "Woot Woot"'s to commence. What a day this would be.

 She stepped into her room, turning on her little portable heater to retain some form of "warm" and setting her 5th mug of hot chocolate down on her old computer desk. She set everything up, the sat down and huddled up on the computer chair, drawing her knees up to her chest. After taking a huge gulp of throat-burning chocolaty liquid, [Name] opened up pesterchum and sent a video request to the bright red, unmistakable name on her friends list. turntechGodhead. 

 She shivered and waited while the little loading screen indicated a pending request. Finally, a little approved message appeared on the screen, and it changed from "pending..." to "connecting..." while she stared. She put on her best smile, and smoothed down her hair, waiting for the camera to turn on and for her to meet the guy she's been crushing on ever since their first exchange of messages.

[ chumHandle [CH] starting pesterign turntechGodhead [TG] ] 

CH: Holy burrito-babies you will not believe what just happened during math class!


TG: wow

TG: thats such a lame overused excuse

CH: Huh?

TG: wrong handle my ass

TG: you dont need to deny anything we all know this was on purpose

TG: you want the stri-d thats all the explanation you need

TG: no excuses needed because the stri-d is served 24 hours a day over at my place


CH: What

CH: Stri-D that sounds like some type of juice.

TG: you know it

TG: gotta get that vitamin d

[Name] remembered that awkward (and somewhat flirtatious) conversation, and she giggled a bit. As she fondly recalled the memory of...oh, maybe a year and a half ago, when she was 16 and he was 17, the screen made a small "ding" and her frost-tickled face appeared on the screen. Her cheeks and nose were pink from the cold, and she glanced over to Dave's side of the screen.


Holy shit no no no abort mission abort mission problem code 3375 he's actually really really hot. Not to mention shirtless. He gave off a little half-smirk and crossed his arms over his bare chest.

"Well that's a rude way to say hello. I'm offended, wow. Maybe I should just go gather up a group of people like me, offended by their friends hellos, and start a protest." You sputtered, and covered your mouth with your gloved hand. He even sounded amazing.

"Where's your shirt!?"

"It's over 100 degrees out here in Texas, [Name]. I take it you live farther up north than I do. Well, news flash, the temperature here ranges from hot as balls to hell, and it's hell right now. I've got Satan sitting outside my window, throwing me the devil's horns," he lifted up his hand to make a "Rock On" sign, "and smiling like the dancing, grinning fuck-up he is. Wanna go say hello?"

"I...uh..." You couldn't find it in you to speak. Not at all. He chuckled and leaned forward, cradling his chin with one hand.

"I told you that you wanted the Stri-D."

"Nah, I've got hot chocolate, no need for juice today."
So, I decided that since everyone loves the Striders, why not make a one-shot for Dave? I hope you all enjoy it, and feel free to request more! If you want a second part to this, I'm warning you now that it will have cyber in it, most likely. Feel free to suggest anything for me to do down below! I'll try and get as many done as possible.

Homestuck and Dave ~ :iconcopyrighthussieplz:

You ~ :icondavestriderplz:
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admiral-sailboat Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014
Oh man, part 2 of this was always my favorite. I'm really sorry that someone reported it
Lousiey Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i want part two
and the stri-d
ISmellGooood Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Ah, there used to be a part 2. Unfortunately, it was reported and deleted due to having sexual content. My apologies!
Lousiey Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
aw that sucks.. mind noting it to me if youcan?
ISmellGooood Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Sadly not. I had no saved version of it anywhere, and I never found the time to re-do it! :C It upset me very much as well, the nerve of some people to report another's hard work! >:I My apologies!
Lousiey Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
aww ok. and I really hate people who report stuff like that, seriously.. it sucks
Cocoismynumber1food Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist


robitDragon Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  New member Student Writer
So i was reading this and my computer gets a lot of ads and the one that popped up beside was for juice.... Coincidence I think not
YangireHetalian Featured By Owner May 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Texas can get f'in hot -_-
RougeTrooper723 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Dave, I wish to greet your chap, Satan.
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