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Fight me! ~ Dave x Reader request for SilverReiraIt was 6:40 in the morning, 20 minutes before Homeroom bell rang. Meanwhile, [Name] was sitting out in the courtyard, tapping her foot impatiently on the pavement. How rude of Strider to keep her waiting! She sighed and slid her backpack off, awaiting the arrival of the cool kid.
As if her thoughts were a call across the heavens, She looked over and noticed none other than Dave Strider strolling towards her, his backpack slung over one shoulder. [Name] grinned cockily and approached him, cracking her knuckles and calling out.
"Ready to wrestle, cool kid?" At the sound of her threat, Dave bowed his head a bit and chuckled, approaching her to give her a quick, chaste kiss. He backed away, sliding his bag off and putting his fists up.
"Whenever you're ready, hun. You know the only thing sicker than my beats are my moves, unable to be defeated, set in place like a record's grooves, any-" Unfortunately for any aspiring rapper hoping to take notes, Dave's rhyme was interrupted by a fis

Smuppet Wars : Dave x Reader

"Dave."

"(_Name_)."

"Dave."

"(_Name_)."

"Strider."

"(_Last name_)."

You stare at the boy in front of you, only seeing your own reflection in his dark shades instead of his eyes.

"Entertain me," you demand as you try to keep your face as blank as his.

"Why should I?"

"Because I said so."

"So fucking uncool (_Name_)." Dave stands up and stalks out of his room, leaving you sitting on the floor as he walks away like a retarded penguin.

It only takes him a few minutes to return and when he does you find yourself being smothered by a very plush violet rump.

"UGH- Dave what was that for!"

"You said you were bored."

"Yeah well I said en

DavexReader - Shining ArmorHe called it annoying, made it sound like his girlfriend’s clinginess was the height of irritation. Secretly, he loved it. She was tiny, standing at only five-foot-two, and he was starting to get his growth, already close to five-foot-ten, and just starting to fill out, losing the awkwardness of adolescence. Having her cling to him made him feel like he was the center of her world, it made him feel masculine, like the hero he’d always been convinced that he wasn’t. If Bro teased him about it, he cited the irony of allowing it, though that was a lie. There was nothing ironic about loving the way they were constantly atta

Loads of Trouble - JohnxReaderxDave

You sighed as you walked down the streets past the multitudes of coffee shops and clothing boutiques. Jade and Rose had just texted you apologizing that they couldn’t make it to the meet up with you. You hoped that finally all five of you guys could at least have one day where you all hung out, but that seemed impossible nowadays. You put away you phone and continued to walk to the park where it was said you guys would meet up. You turned the corner only to see two familiar figures. One was clad in blue and the other in red. They seemed to be in a fist fight and attracting a whole lot of attention.

Your eyes widened and you ran over to

Stories {DAVE STRIDER}

Dave Strider
Stories

Everyone had a reason to continue living.

Rose wanted to avenge their parents' death.

Egbert wanted to find his dad in this world.

Jade still thought this was all just a game.

Dave's reason was a combination of two: the cool kid didn't want to die. And he wanted to find his best friend in the next world.

Sure, the Mayor was the shit. And yea, Egderp was fucking hilarious, too. But his best friend was a small girl with bright eyes and a large smile.

Her name? (First) (Last). The short girl with an attitude.

He had so many memories with her.

"Whatcha doin', Strida?"

Dave glanced at the (blond, brunette, blackette,

Dave x Reader ~ Face to Face part 3[ holyshityouguys. I really didn't want to write a third part, I figured you guys would be satisfied with the two-part story. Oh, how horribly wrong I was. But, despite my laziness, I couldn't say no to you pretties ╮(▰＞△＜)╭ So here's part three, the FINAL PART.
FINAL.
actually it's not really even a thing it's just a closing and it's 6 in the morning with sickness and no sleep so i'm sorry for this ]
Thinking back, [Name] always felt a little embarrassed about herself. Did it really have to start out like that? Really? Relationships were supposed to start out by going out on a date, asking someone to the prom or, if you're losing hope, dating sites. Well, that would mean there were a lot of hopeless people in the world, since "1 in 5 relationships now begin on an online dating site!" But no. Things had to start with cybering. Ain't that just dandy?
She should have seen it coming, in hindsight. Not the cyber part, but just the feelings in ge

Dirk x Reader - Roll Up

It’s about 12 o’clock in the afternoon and you’re sitting on the couch, curled up to your boyfriend, Karkat Vantas. The two of you are watching rom coms on a new flat screen that you had bought. You were excited to test it out, considering the fact that it took you months and many paychecks to obtain. You certainly enjoyed it and it seemed that Karkat did, too.

“[Name], get dressed.” Karkat says in a usual growling and demanding tone. “After this movie, we’ll go get something to eat.” You nodded and crawl out of your position to get dressed.

You head for yours and Karkat’s bedroom, where

Dave x Reader: Ironic (Request)Rating: [PG]
You huddled in your warm blankets, staring blankly at the TV screen. You had no idea what crap movie you were watching. Something John had recommended. It was pretty lame, so you hadn't paid attention to half the movie, and you never would.
'This isn't something Dave would watch. It's not 'ironic'. That means this movie isn't cool. Yeah, this is totally lame. Hmph.'

To explain your childish thoughts, you looked up to Dave. You thought he was so awesome. And hot. You wanted to be exactly like him. You have to admit, you had a tiny crush on him. I mean who wouldn't? You surely thought everyone wanted a piece of that. But you'd never think Dave would think you were cool. You were, well, kind of a dork. A 'not ironic' type of dork. And you really wanted Dave to think you were awesome too, so you always tried to imitate him in a way that was not obvious.
'How am I s

Lazy days - Dave Strider x Reader

It was one of yours and Dave's "lazy days".

More like he pretty much crashed at your place at 1 a.m in the morning and now both of you are too tired to move.

So here you were just sitting on your bed staring at your walls that were covered in posters with Lights and Paramore. Everywhere.

Seeing as this wasn't getting you guys anywhere , you turned to Dave, heavily lifted your arm and grasped the Striders shades; hey, you were a curious chick. Unfortunately with Dave's fast reflexes he snatched your wrist faster then you could even process what time it was.

"____. No."

"Dave, I've known you for like, ever. Just let me see." You blew a str

USB [Dirk x Reader] It was the last day of the Spring term people were chatting, messing around, being idiots like they always are, the sun was shining and everyone was happy. Well, maybe except you.
You see, it was suppose to be the the most fun day of the Term since in most of the lessons the teachers either let you chill and watch a movie or finish of the lest lesson's work. To you though it wasn't as fun as it should be.
In the morning some random guy you exchanged few words with began pissing you off, you told him to stop but he ignored you; at some point he pushed you over your line and you ended up on Lunch detention for slapping him across the face so hard the contact with your hand made him fall onto the floor. Nevertheless you were proud of yourself because now he didn't dare to come any way near you.
And here you are walking out of the detention room and heading over to the Canteen where your friends are eating lunch. You don't have many friends maybe four or five. You have your own littl

Dirk x Reader - The Cafe [CH1]“Bro, c’mon. I’ve got to get to work.”

“I’m comin’, little dude. Just give me a minute.”

Dirk looked at himself in the mirror. He brushed his hair into its usual style. He fixed his glasses, making sure they weren’t crooked or anything. He wanted to look perfect and damn, was he good at look perfect. He finally straightened his shirt and walked out of the bathroom.

“All you’re doing is taking me to work, and you had to dress up like you’re going to some apple juice fest.” Dave rolled his eyes and walked with Dirk out to the car.

Every morning at precisely 10:00

Video Games ~ Sollux x Reader

"Y'know, (Name), waving the controller around ithn't going to help." Sollux smirked, obviously enjoying watching you become frustrated with the game.

"Shut up, lispy!" You shouted, frantically trying to avoid being killed.

"God, you are tho bad at thith!" He laughed.

"Do you like life? I'll kill you, Captor."

He snickered at your threat.

"GOD DAMMIT! I DIED! FUCK THIS GAME!" You grouch, dumping the controller to the floor and stomping off.

About five minutes later, there came a knock on your bedroom door.

"Go away, Sollux." You mumbled into your pillow.

"God, (Name), I wath going to athk if you wanted me to help you learn how to pla

Dirk x Reader (Really really short)~ Sugoi as hell"Come on [Name]. You promised me," Dirk called out to the bathroom door, slightly ajar. His lopsided smirk complimented his now shades-less face, his hair slightly disheveled.
"No! This makes me look...ridiculous!" retorted a meek voice from the bathroom. Dirk sighed and stood up, knocking on the wall besides the door with his smirk still firmly into place.
"C'mon. I dressed up and acted like Johnny Depp for an entire night just for you. Now it's your turn."
"Uggghhhh."
He backed away from the door, crossing his arms and waiting. Finally, the door creaked open and out walked [Name], wearing an uncouthly short maid outfit, complete with hairband and stockings, the whole deal. Dirk couldn't see her face, since she was staring at the ground, but he could guess she was blushing profusely. He chuckled and took a long time to look her up and down, taking in every detail before stepping forward and wrapping his arms around her.
"How do I look?" she asked timidly, leaning against him as

DavexReader - Teach Me How To Dance

Tonight was a beautiful night where the stars were shining and the sky was clear. The sun had finished setting and the air was just the right temperature to be outside. You were outside with all of your friends on a wooden pavilion surrounded by brightly lit lanterns and blasting music. Everyone was chatting and having fun as music softly played in the back ground. You didn’t have your shoes on as you danced happily on the wooden platform with Jade, your feet making soft thuds as you hopped around. It was a nice night; you liked it this way where everyone could be who they wanted with the security of the thick forest trees hiding them.

Caught (DaveXReader)He trains, every day, every week, and you watch, every day, every week. It’s always easy for you to watch him and not be spotted, seeing as though thousands of other girls crowd around him and watch as well. Well, maybe not thousands, you reason, maybe only, hundreds? Nevertheless, whether there are hundreds or thousands of females surrounding him as he trains, you are always there.

No, it’s not like I’m ghosting his footsteps and following him everywhere! You have had that argument with your good friend Jade many a times, but refuse to admit she’s right when she says ‘it’s a little creepy. You should tal

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Dave x Reader ~ Face to Face

by ~ISmellGooood, Jan 31, 2013, 1:21:24 AM
Literature / Prose / Fiction / Romance / Teen / Short Stories

Today was the day, [Name]. Today was the day. However, [Name] wished that today was a better day. It was absolutely below freezing on her end, and since her mom was so frugal, the heater stayed on low. So, she had to walk around her house in a nice fluffy coat and scarf, mug of hot chocolate never leaving her side. But, back on the subject of Today. The day. The day, more specifically, that she'd get to see her friend Dave for the first time, thanks to the new video-chat thing she just installed in pester-chum. Allow the "Woot Woot"'s to commence. What a day this would be.

She stepped into her room, turning on her little portable heater to remain some form of "warm" and setting her 5th mug of hot chocolate down on her old computer desk. She set everything up, the sat down and huddled up on the computer chair, drawing her knees up to her chest. After taking a huge gulp of throat-burning chocolaty liquid, [Name] opened up pesterchum and sent a video request to the bright red, unmistakable name on her friends list. turntechGodhead.

She shivered and waited while the little loading screen indicated a pending request. Finally, a little approved message appeared on the screen, and it changed from "pending..." to "connecting..." while she stared. She put on her best smile, and smoothed down her hair, waiting for the camera to turn on and for her to meet the guy she's been crushing on ever since their first exchange of messages.

[ chumHandle [CH] starting pesterign turntechGodhead [TG] ]

CH: Holy burrito-babies you will not believe what just happened during math class!

CH: OHMYGODWRONGHANDLEI'MSORRY

TG: wow

TG: thats such a lame overused excuse

CH: Huh?

TG: wrong handle my ass

TG: you dont need to deny anything we all know this was on purpose

TG: you want the stri-d thats all the explanation you need

TG: no excuses needed because the stri-d is served 24 hours a day over at my place

CH: I

CH: What

CH: Stri-D that sounds like some type of juice.

TG: you know it

TG: gotta get that vitamin d

[Name] remembered that awkward (and somewhat flirtatious) conversation, and she giggled a bit. As she fondly recalled the memory of...oh, maybe a year and a half ago, when she was 16 and he was 17, the screen made a small "ding" and her frost-tickled face appeared on the screen. Her cheeks and nose were pink from the cold, and she glanced over to Dave's side of the screen.

"Hi Da-OHMYGOSH."

Holy shit no no no abort mission abort mission problem code 3375 he's actually really really hot. Not to mention shirtless. He gave off a little half-smirk and crossed his arms over his bare chest.

"Well that's a rude way to say hello. I'm offended, wow. Maybe I should just go gather up a group of people like me, offended by their friends hellos, and start a protest." You sputtered, and covered your mouth with your gloved hand. He even sounded amazing.

"Where's your shirt!?"

"It's over 100 degrees out here in Texas, [Name]. I take it you live farther up north than I do. Well, news flash, the temperature here ranges from hot as balls to hell, and it's hell right now. I've got Satan sitting outside my window, throwing me the devil's horns," he lifted up his hand to make a "Rock On" sign, "and smiling like the dancing, grinning fuck-up he is. Wanna go say hello?"

"I...uh..." You couldn't find it in you to speak. Not at all. He chuckled and leaned forward, cradling his chin with one hand.

"I told you that you wanted the Stri-D."

"Nah, I've got hot chocolate, no need for juice today."

Dave x Reader ~ Face to Faceby ~ISmellGooood

Literature / Prose / Fiction / Romance / Teen / Short Stories

So, I decided that since everyone loves the Striders, why not make a one-shot for Dave? I hope you all enjoy it, and feel free to request more! If you want a second part to this, I'm warning you now that it will have cyber in it, most likely. Feel free to suggest anything for me to do down below! I'll try and get as many done as possible.

Homestuck and Dave ~