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Dave x Reader ~ Face to FaceToday was the day, [Name]. Today was the day. However, [Name] wished that today was a better day. It was absolutely below freezing on her end, and since her mom was so frugal, the heater stayed on low. So, she had to walk around her house in a nice fluffy coat and scarf, mug of hot chocolate never leaving her side. But, back on the subject of Today. The day. The day, more specifically, that she'd get to see her friend Dave for the first time, thanks to the new video-chat thing she just installed in pester-chum. Allow the "Woot Woot"'s to commence. What a day this would be.
She stepped into her room, turning on her little portable heater to remain some form of "warm" and setting her 5th mug of hot chocolate down on her old computer desk. She set everything up, the sat down and huddled up on the computer chair, drawing her knees up to her chest. After taking a huge gulp of throat-burning chocolaty liquid, [Name] opened up pesterchum and sent a video request to the bright red,

Fight me! ~ Dave x Reader request for SilverReiraIt was 6:40 in the morning, 20 minutes before Homeroom bell rang. Meanwhile, [Name] was sitting out in the courtyard, tapping her foot impatiently on the pavement. How rude of Strider to keep her waiting! She sighed and slid her backpack off, awaiting the arrival of the cool kid.
As if her thoughts were a call across the heavens, She looked over and noticed none other than Dave Strider strolling towards her, his backpack slung over one shoulder. [Name] grinned cockily and approached him, cracking her knuckles and calling out.
"Ready to wrestle, cool kid?" At the sound of her threat, Dave bowed his head a bit and chuckled, approaching her to give her a quick, chaste kiss. He backed away, sliding his bag off and putting his fists up.
"Whenever you're ready, hun. You know the only thing sicker than my beats are my moves, unable to be defeated, set in place like a record's grooves, any-" Unfortunately for any aspiring rapper hoping to take notes, Dave's rhyme was interrupted by a fis

Dave x Reader: Ironic (Request)Rating: [PG]
You huddled in your warm blankets, staring blankly at the TV screen. You had no idea what crap movie you were watching. Something John had recommended. It was pretty lame, so you hadn't paid attention to half the movie, and you never would.
'This isn't something Dave would watch. It's not 'ironic'. That means this movie isn't cool. Yeah, this is totally lame. Hmph.'

To explain your childish thoughts, you looked up to Dave. You thought he was so awesome. And hot. You wanted to be exactly like him. You have to admit, you had a tiny crush on him. I mean who wouldn't? You surely thought everyone wanted a piece of that. But you'd never think Dave would think you were cool. You were, well, kind of a dork. A 'not ironic' type of dork. And you really wanted Dave to think you were awesome too, so you always tried to imitate him in a way that was not obvious.
'How am I s

Journal Entries (Dave x Reader)Journal Entries

(Dave x Reader one.shot)

4-13-2011

I saw him again today. Dave…Dave Strider. He was just so cute! I love everything about him.

His cool kid demeanor,

the way his shades cover his eyes, as if they were hiding a long kept secret…

the way his blonde hair looks so soft and touchable,

and his light freckles that dust the pale, peach skin of his face, painting him in an almost innocent light.

But sadly, he would never go for a girl like me…

Sighing for the millionth time that day, I closed my notebook, which served as my journal. Leaning my head against the tree, I played with the frayed ends of the spi

Caught (DaveXReader)He trains, every day, every week, and you watch, every day, every week. It’s always easy for you to watch him and not be spotted, seeing as though thousands of other girls crowd around him and watch as well. Well, maybe not thousands, you reason, maybe only, hundreds? Nevertheless, whether there are hundreds or thousands of females surrounding him as he trains, you are always there.

No, it’s not like I’m ghosting his footsteps and following him everywhere! You have had that argument with your good friend Jade many a times, but refuse to admit she’s right when she says ‘it’s a little creepy. You should tal

Passtimes (KarkatXTroll!Reader)Karkat X Troll!Reader

Passtimes

You sighed deeply, a small grin spreading across your blue tinted features. It was a passtime of yours to tease your favorite loud mouthed troll. Karkat had no filter, which made his reactions to your jokes and trickery all the more fun. You are a troll that enjoys laughter, and laughing, whether it be on your own or with others.
At the moment, Karkat was spitting a large and colorful string of curses at you. You admit, that what happened was a mere, and for once, honest accident. You had been helping Sollux repair Karkat's computer (and his hive) once again, and it just so happened that as you were reach

Jake English x Reader ~ Research"LOG
Day 12. Time of Day: 6:19:23. Weather conditions: Cloudless, sunrise on the horizon.
This island, as expected, is teeming with jungle and wildlife. However, here seems to be a different case entirely. There are several species of creatures unheard of back on the mainlands. I will commence further research on these subjects at another time, however there appears to be another unexpected surprise. There is another human on this island. Male, looking to be around 20 years of age. Muscular, Tanned (Likely from the high amount of sunshine) with Black hair. He, for right now, remains my current area of interest. He seems alone, in no tribe of any sort. Hostility neither confirmed nor unconfirmed. Will proceed with caution."
[Name] sighed, putting her journal and pen in her pack and kneeling further down behind the rock she was hidden behind. The young biologist-in-training had come across this island a few weeks ago, and she had arrangements to visit an

Dave x Reader Sneaky" Oh Dave!~ Oh~ BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! "

Dave woke up with a start. Thanks to his alarm clock, he almost fell off his goddamn bed. Seriously. Half of him was on the bed, while the other half was on the floor. " Not again..... " You see, Dave has been having a little problem. He is having wet dreams about his crush _____. Hormones. Stupid bitchy hormones.

He met ______ while randomly pestering and trolling random people on Pesterchum. That's where he met you. You were the only person to put up with his ironic self and troll back. BAM. Instant best friends. You even love apple juice as much as

I Will Repay You Someday: SolluxAncestor:

As you faced him, you felt sadness.

" I'm so sorry......"

" It wathn't your fault."

You looked at your old friend an sighed. You were a lowly maid of the Condesce. The Psionic had asked you to join the rebellion, but you declined. Mainly out of fear. You had seen what high bloods could do. It terrified you.

The leader, The Signless, understood your feelings. Most of his followers called you ' The Snitch '. The Psionic was sad that you didn't join. At first , however, he was angry ,but now he finally understood why.

" I'll make it up to you. I promise. "

Pre-Scratch:

"MITUNA BE CAREFUL!!!!"

CRASH!

"OWWW SOFUWODJWODKWODJWDIJ

Loads of Trouble - JohnxReaderxDave

You sighed as you walked down the streets past the multitudes of coffee shops and clothing boutiques. Jade and Rose had just texted you apologizing that they couldn’t make it to the meet up with you. You hoped that finally all five of you guys could at least have one day where you all hung out, but that seemed impossible nowadays. You put away you phone and continued to walk to the park where it was said you guys would meet up. You turned the corner only to see two familiar figures. One was clad in blue and the other in red. They seemed to be in a fist fight and attracting a whole lot of attention.

Your eyes widened and you ran over to

A crash from your doorway KarkatxReader

Was it a crash from your doorway?

It was.

You heard a loud BAM from your doorway, jumping up and promptly falling out of your bed and flat onto your face- ow. Ow. Fucking ow.

You looked up to see an angry Karkat wearing a way-large sweater, even by his standards, it was almost to his kness! And he’d kicked your door inwards and was now glaring at you. Holy crap that was cute.

“Hey there Kitkat. Sup” you asked, putting an arm underneath your head as if you hadn’t fallen- nah, man, you totally planned that. You were just that cool…

Yeah, you were really bad at this. You blamed Dave.

“Don’t you fu

Sollux x Reader - Computer TroublesSollux x Reader - Computer Troubles

(A/N I had :devBCxButch: help me with this...NO HATING PLEASE!!! Geez! Anyways for ahead of time sorry for any spelling or grammar mistakes. >.

Jake x Reader ~ Research Pt. 3Once they had reached their destination, a large pod in the heart of the jungle, [Name] had entirely forgotten about her desire to shower (and what a strong one it was) and simply circled around the outside of Jake's home. She had insisted they grab her journal before he left, and she was furiously scribbling down notes while Jake's sat on a rock nearby and watched, his expression and posture giving off a mixture of boredom and pleasure as he watched her make her rounds outside of his home.
"[Name], I believe you said it was?" at his calling, her head snapped up, as if she had just now noticed that he was there. "I can truly appreciate such zeal and enthusiasm, but you must have been astray on the island for far too long, seeing as how you've been relinquished on all knowledge regarded proper housing plans. You must be going truly mad if you cannot remember that a shower is on the interior of the home! Oh, the horror!" He slapped a hand on his cheek in mock terr

That Ironic Girlfriend Pt.1 {RED Dave Strider} R#1

Dave Strider
That Ironic Girlfriend

Setting your head in your hand, you blinked at your best friend. "So, I met a guy. In a mall in Paris," you sighed boredly, slurping from your drink and biting your straw.

The albino across from you blinked. "The Paris that we live by, right? Not the big city in France, right? You didn't fucking go to France without me, right?" he hissed, reaching up to hit you- not an actual hit. More like a playful one.

You giggled, smiling over at the boy. "Karkles, I could never go to France without you. You and I promised to go together, right? Right. But seriously, I met a guy."

"Three words to describe him- Go."

To Babysit Yourself... {FLUSHED STRIDERS} R#8

Dirk Strider
Dave Strider
To Babysit Yourself...

Today started out like any other. You from a game of SGRUB, Dirk from Alpha and Dave from Beta, all sat on your couch, watching your TV and verbally attacking each other. The brothers deemed you ironic and cool enough to be hung with, what with your awesome Trollsition-Glasses that were always perfectly and ironically dark and your calm yet blunt demeanor.

That was until you received a knock on your hive's front door.

Standing up and brushing your indigo pants off (yes you were a highblood, but 'ironically' you didn't want to be a highblood, but a simple teal or blue blood), you walked to yo

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Dave x Reader ~ Face to Face part 3

by ~ISmellGooood, Feb 10, 2013, 3:10:20 AM
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[ holyshityouguys. I really didn't want to write a third part, I figured you guys would be satisfied with the two-part story. Oh, how horribly wrong I was. But, despite my laziness, I couldn't say no to you pretties ╮(▰＞△＜)╭ So here's part three, the FINAL PART.

FINAL.

actually it's not really even a thing it's just a closing and it's 6 in the morning with sickness and no sleep so i'm sorry for this ]

Thinking back, [Name] always felt a little embarrassed about herself. Did it really have to start out like that? Really? Relationships were supposed to start out by going out on a date, asking someone to the prom or, if you're losing hope, dating sites. Well, that would mean there were a lot of hopeless people in the world, since "1 in 5 relationships now begin on an online dating site!" But no. Things had to start with cybering. Ain't that just dandy?

She should have seen it coming, in hindsight. Not the cyber part, but just the feelings in general. They wouldn't have, they COULDN'T stay friends forever. It would have elevated sooner or later. And, once it elevated, it didn't stop. Nope, that elevator just kept going to the top floor, no matter how many times you tried pushing those pussy-ass 2nd floor 3rd floor buttons. It ascended the whole way. [Name]'s so proud of that elevator. So, so proud.

And, what was one of those steps along the way? Well, not technically steps, since this lardo went for the elevator instead, but

Wait, what was the point?

Yeah, She forgot where she was going with this, but the takeaway is that this was the top tier.

A far away cry, sounding soft but over-dramatized by a static-like noise accompanying it, flowed through her ears. [Name] rubbed her eyes and immediately went to wipe the sweat from her forehead. Damn, she'd never get used to this heat. She opened her eyes and grabbed the baby monitor on the end table, turning it down before rolling over.

"Ngh, Dave..." she waited for a few seconds, then shook him lightly, putting her hand on his shoulder. "Da-"

"I heard you the first time, [Name]." He rolled over, those captivating bright red eyes piercing into hers.

"Lucas is up." That was all that needed to be said before Dave was out of bed, pulling some pajama pants over his boxers and leaning down to give [Name] a mind-blowing kiss, just like every other kiss they shared.

"I'll take care of it." He whisked out the door, and she was left lying there, waiting for him to come back so that she could fall asleep again. After about 3 minutes of crying and soothing words coming out of the baby monitor, it got quiet, and Dave was in the room moments later, slipping into bed. [Name] kissed him again, holding it for a second before pulling away and snuggling into his chest.

"I love you, Dave."

"I love you too, [Name]."

Dave x Reader ~ Face to Face part 3by ~ISmellGooood

Literature / Prose / Fiction / Fantasy / Short Stories

Wow I'm tired. I just wanted to hurry and get this out of the way, soooo...here you are! I'll be doing a few requests next, so hang in tight! Also feel free to request stuff, I have the requests thing somewhere in my journals, so feel free! Love y'all

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~DevilMonster18 6 days ago Student Artist

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~BethxDave May 10, 2013 New member

D'AAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Pikapichu234 Feb 22, 2013 Student Traditional Artist

_{Cute, cute, cute. Extremely cute, yes, but so so so dissapointing!
Man, it was so rushed but it's still great. Good job, but if you have time, please rewrite it if possible. haha....

hey it was great sorry for the criticism.}

~DarkDragonessIce Feb 11, 2013 Student General Artist

By the way... How is Dave going to explain how he started going out with Lucas's mother?

"Oh well you see We were video chatting and we had Cyber-sex.... That's how that started son!"

Cause' yea... Oh well... Striders gonna stride.