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"Come on [Name]. You promised me," Dirk called out to the bathroom door, slightly ajar. His lopsided smirk complimented his now shades-less face, his hair slightly disheveled.

"No! This makes me look...ridiculous!" retorted a meek voice from the bathroom. Dirk sighed and stood up, knocking on the wall besides the door with his smirk still firmly into place. 

"C'mon. I dressed up and acted like Johnny Depp for an entire night just for you. Now it's your turn."

"Uggghhhh."

He backed away from the door, crossing his arms and waiting. Finally, the door creaked open and out walked [Name], wearing an uncouthly short maid outfit, complete with hairband and stockings, the whole deal. Dirk couldn't see her face, since she was staring at the ground, but he could guess she was blushing profusely. He chuckled and took a long time to look her up and down, taking in every detail before stepping forward and wrapping his arms around her.

"How do I look?" she asked timidly, leaning against him as he caressed her.

Dirk chuckled before sliding his hands down to her rump, whispering in her ear. "Sugoi as hell, babe."

...

"Shut uuuuuup."
I have no idea what was going through my mind when I wrote this but I wanted to post something else before I went to bed and I'm too tired to write out the rest of Hide n' Seek Part 3 so hear you go have some extremely OOC Dirk for your Strider needs.

Homestuck & Dirk ~ :iconandrewhussieplz:

You ~ :iconsquidwardplz: or :iconpervydirkplz:
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:iconelephantgirl202:
elephantgirl202 Featured By Owner May 19, 2015
At least I rock a maid dress better than Germany.
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:iconcrispysparklez:
CrispySparklez Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014
ASDFGHJKL

JOHNNY DEPP

SO SUgoI
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:iconxxpixeydustxx:
XxPixeyDustxX Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014
So SuGoi
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:iconmidnaplayer:
MidnaPlayer Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Bakeru.
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robitDragon Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Student General Artist
One time I went to a con in my maid cosplay. When I came home I went to search through my glorious loot in my bag and I found about seventeen random pieces of paper with phone numbers on them... But instead of calling them creeps I thought, Holy crap. I actually looked good in that?! I must be some hot damn to get that! DAYUM!!.... Yeah.. I ended up texting the people telling them they were creeps and then got a new phone number. Still totally worth it though!! 


And yes, I would defenately get in a maid cosplay for dirky-chan!
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:iconismellgooood:
ISmellGooood Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Student Writer
That story was wild from start to finish. Please teach me your ways so that I too can be a fine piece of ass.
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:iconrobitdragon:
robitDragon Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Student General Artist
define fine piece of ass
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:iconismellgooood:
ISmellGooood Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Student Writer
Fine piece of ass (Definition): You.
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:iconrobitdragon:
robitDragon Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Student General Artist
OH. So you wanna know the tricks?? Well my dear, let me tell you, it is not easy. It involves something called " Going Outside". // GASP// I know it's hard for most of us to accomplish but it doesn't stop there. You actually have to do something out there //DOUBLE GASP// Can you do it?!? It's intense I know but I beleive in you!!
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ISmellGooood Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Student Writer
Funny that, I can do both of those things, and quite often I do! Does that mean that I am, in fact, a hot piece of ass and was all along? .O.
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robitDragon Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Student General Artist
yes it does indeed
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:iconismellgooood:
ISmellGooood Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Student Writer
*tears of absolute joy*
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pewdiecryfanforever Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014
Supah sexy squidward
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Senator-Meowmix Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I belong to :iconsquidwardplz:
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:iconpaigemistleaf:
paigemistleaf Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Student General Artist
:iconsquidwardplz: you stole mah man.
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:iconsenator-meowmix:
Senator-Meowmix Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*le gasp* :iconsquidwardplz: SQUIDWARD YOU WHORE!!!!
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paigemistleaf Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Student General Artist
xD
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GaMzEeMaKaRa100 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I love it XDDDD Dirkkk EHhhhhh
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RougeTrooper723 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
First things first. There is NOBODY and I mean NOBODY who can get me wear a MAID cosplay. The ones that are successful do not live to see tomarrow. :D
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CaramellDancenGirl Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Professional Writer
SUGOI DESU~~~~~
Dirk-chan wa kawaii
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thatonenerdybroad Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconpervydirkplz:
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:iconhetastickers:
hetastickers Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013
Awesome as hell?
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:iconhetaliarules99:
HetaliaRules99 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
YESH! Johnny Depp!!! but amazing story btw :iconglompsomethingplz::icondirkplz:
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:iconghostgirl109:
ghostgirl109 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL it looks like the emoticon is trying to get to dirk but there's an invisible wall seperating them
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:iconhetaliarules99:
HetaliaRules99 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
oh yeah that's the point lol
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:iconhoogieblublu:
HoogieBluBlu Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
oh my gosh Johnny Depp? YESH! xDD
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:iconmojoizu:
MojoIzu Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013
ASDFGHJKWERTYUZXCVBNOMGYUSASDFG
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DevilMonster18 Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Student Artist
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK
X3X
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RawrSexness Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
O-O Gog...Well...No Comment o/////o
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:iconlonetaku:
LoneTaku Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Student Writer
Dude, throw in my glasses, my cleaning ability, my speech impediment, and my clumsiness and I just realized I've got what it takes to have moeeeeee

MOEEEEEEEEE
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Ira-kago Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD Johnny Depp!
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:iconira-kago:
Ira-kago Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
(XD) *anime anger vein* dirk you perv!
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stridersgonnastride4 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013   Writer
Damn....this outfit damn it to hell but im still sugoi as hell
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SilenceOfTheMongoose Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
*headdesk* DIRK YOU PERV I THOUGHT YOU WERE MORE CREATIVE.
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