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"Come on [Name]. You promised me," Dirk called out to the bathroom door, slightly ajar. His lopsided smirk complimented his now shades-less face, his hair slightly disheveled.

"No! This makes me look...ridiculous!" retorted a meek voice from the bathroom. Dirk sighed and stood up, knocking on the wall besides the door with his smirk still firmly into place. 

"C'mon. I dressed up and acted like Johnny Depp for an entire night just for you. Now it's your turn."

"Uggghhhh."

He backed away from the door, crossing his arms and waiting. Finally, the door creaked open and out walked [Name], wearing an uncouthly short maid outfit, complete with hairband and stockings, the whole deal. Dirk couldn't see her face, since she was staring at the ground, but he could guess she was blushing profusely. He chuckled and took a long time to look her up and down, taking in every detail before stepping forward and wrapping his arms around her.

"How do I look?" she asked timidly, leaning against him as he caressed her.

Dirk chuckled before sliding his hands down to her rump, whispering in her ear. "Sugoi as hell, babe."

...

"Shut uuuuuup."
I have no idea what was going through my mind when I wrote this but I wanted to post something else before I went to bed and I'm too tired to write out the rest of Hide n' Seek Part 3 so hear you go have some extremely OOC Dirk for your Strider needs.

Homestuck & Dirk ~ :iconandrewhussieplz:

You ~ :iconsquidwardplz: or :iconpervydirkplz:
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:iconcaramelldancengirl:
CaramellDancenGirl 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
SUGOI DESU~~~~~
Dirk-chan wa kawaii
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Awesome as hell?
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HetaliaRules99 Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
YESH! Johnny Depp!!! but amazing story btw :iconglompsomethingplz::icondirkplz:
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ghostgirl109 Dec 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL it looks like the emoticon is trying to get to dirk but there's an invisible wall seperating them
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HetaliaRules99 Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
oh yeah that's the point lol
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HoogieBluBlu Jun 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
oh my gosh Johnny Depp? YESH! xDD
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DevilMonster18 May 13, 2013  Student Artist
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK
X3X
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O-O Gog...Well...No Comment o/////o
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