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"Come on [Name]. You promised me," Dirk called out to the bathroom door, slightly ajar. His lopsided smirk complimented his now shades-less face, his hair slightly disheveled.

"No! This makes me look...ridiculous!" retorted a meek voice from the bathroom. Dirk sighed and stood up, knocking on the wall besides the door with his smirk still firmly into place. 

"C'mon. I dressed up and acted like Johnny Depp for an entire night just for you. Now it's your turn."

"Uggghhhh."

He backed away from the door, crossing his arms and waiting. Finally, the door creaked open and out walked [Name], wearing an uncouthly short maid outfit, complete with hairband and stockings, the whole deal. Dirk couldn't see her face, since she was staring at the ground, but he could guess she was blushing profusely. He chuckled and took a long time to look her up and down, taking in every detail before stepping forward and wrapping his arms around her.

"How do I look?" she asked timidly, leaning against him as he caressed her.

Dirk chuckled before sliding his hands down to her rump, whispering in her ear. "Sugoi as hell, babe."

...

"Shut uuuuuup."
I have no idea what was going through my mind when I wrote this but I wanted to post something else before I went to bed and I'm too tired to write out the rest of Hide n' Seek Part 3 so hear you go have some extremely OOC Dirk for your Strider needs.

Homestuck & Dirk ~ :iconandrewhussieplz:

You ~ :iconsquidwardplz: or :iconpervydirkplz:
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robitDragon Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  New member Student Writer
One time I went to a con in my maid cosplay. When I came home I went to search through my glorious loot in my bag and I found about seventeen random pieces of paper with phone numbers on them... But instead of calling them creeps I thought, Holy crap. I actually looked good in that?! I must be some hot damn to get that! DAYUM!!.... Yeah.. I ended up texting the people telling them they were creeps and then got a new phone number. Still totally worth it though!! 


And yes, I would defenately get in a maid cosplay for dirky-chan!
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ISmellGooood Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
That story was wild from start to finish. Please teach me your ways so that I too can be a fine piece of ass.
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robitDragon Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  New member Student Writer
define fine piece of ass
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ISmellGooood Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Fine piece of ass (Definition): You.
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robitDragon Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  New member Student Writer
OH. So you wanna know the tricks?? Well my dear, let me tell you, it is not easy. It involves something called " Going Outside". // GASP// I know it's hard for most of us to accomplish but it doesn't stop there. You actually have to do something out there //DOUBLE GASP// Can you do it?!? It's intense I know but I beleive in you!!
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ISmellGooood Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Funny that, I can do both of those things, and quite often I do! Does that mean that I am, in fact, a hot piece of ass and was all along? .O.
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robitDragon Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  New member Student Writer
yes it does indeed
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ISmellGooood Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
*tears of absolute joy*
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pewdiecryfanforever Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014
Supah sexy squidward
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ZlayZlay Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Student General Artist
I belong to :iconsquidwardplz:
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