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It’s about 12 o’clock in the afternoon and you’re sitting on the couch, curled up to your boyfriend, Karkat Vantas. The two of you are watching rom coms on a new flat screen that you had bought. You were excited to test it out, considering the fact that it took you months and many paychecks to obtain. You certainly enjoyed it and it seemed that Karkat did, too.

“[Name], get dressed.” Karkat says in a usual growling and demanding tone. “After this movie, we’ll go get something to eat.” You nodded and crawl out of your position to get dressed.

You head for yours and Karkat’s bedroom, where

Dirk x Reader - The Cafe [CH1]“Bro, c’mon. I’ve got to get to work.”

“I’m comin’, little dude. Just give me a minute.”

Dirk looked at himself in the mirror. He brushed his hair into its usual style. He fixed his glasses, making sure they weren’t crooked or anything. He wanted to look perfect and damn, was he good at look perfect. He finally straightened his shirt and walked out of the bathroom.

“All you’re doing is taking me to work, and you had to dress up like you’re going to some apple juice fest.” Dave rolled his eyes and walked with Dirk out to the car.

Every morning at precisely 10:00

Dave x Reader ~ Face to FaceToday was the day, [Name]. Today was the day. However, [Name] wished that today was a better day. It was absolutely below freezing on her end, and since her mom was so frugal, the heater stayed on low. So, she had to walk around her house in a nice fluffy coat and scarf, mug of hot chocolate never leaving her side. But, back on the subject of Today. The day. The day, more specifically, that she'd get to see her friend Dave for the first time, thanks to the new video-chat thing she just installed in pester-chum. Allow the "Woot Woot"'s to commence. What a day this would be.
She stepped into her room, turning on her little portable heater to remain some form of "warm" and setting her 5th mug of hot chocolate down on her old computer desk. She set everything up, the sat down and huddled up on the computer chair, drawing her knees up to her chest. After taking a huge gulp of throat-burning chocolaty liquid, [Name] opened up pesterchum and sent a video request to the bright red,

Fight me! ~ Dave x Reader request for SilverReiraIt was 6:40 in the morning, 20 minutes before Homeroom bell rang. Meanwhile, [Name] was sitting out in the courtyard, tapping her foot impatiently on the pavement. How rude of Strider to keep her waiting! She sighed and slid her backpack off, awaiting the arrival of the cool kid.
As if her thoughts were a call across the heavens, She looked over and noticed none other than Dave Strider strolling towards her, his backpack slung over one shoulder. [Name] grinned cockily and approached him, cracking her knuckles and calling out.
"Ready to wrestle, cool kid?" At the sound of her threat, Dave bowed his head a bit and chuckled, approaching her to give her a quick, chaste kiss. He backed away, sliding his bag off and putting his fists up.
"Whenever you're ready, hun. You know the only thing sicker than my beats are my moves, unable to be defeated, set in place like a record's grooves, any-" Unfortunately for any aspiring rapper hoping to take notes, Dave's rhyme was interrupted by a fis

Loads of Trouble - JohnxReaderxDave

You sighed as you walked down the streets past the multitudes of coffee shops and clothing boutiques. Jade and Rose had just texted you apologizing that they couldn’t make it to the meet up with you. You hoped that finally all five of you guys could at least have one day where you all hung out, but that seemed impossible nowadays. You put away you phone and continued to walk to the park where it was said you guys would meet up. You turned the corner only to see two familiar figures. One was clad in blue and the other in red. They seemed to be in a fist fight and attracting a whole lot of attention.

Your eyes widened and you ran over to

Jake E. x Reader ~ Hide n' SeekNow, here's a question. How is it that when you like something as a toddler, you hate it as a child, then think it's the most bad-ass thing when you become a teenager? Backyardigans, for example. Or Teletubbies. Perhaps some other pre-school show. But what about Hide n' Seek? Do you ever really outgrow that?
The answer is no.
No you don't.
And what's more fun than playing the spectacular, magnificent game with your friend in the middle of the woods? Well, probably anything.
[Name] sighed, leaned against the skinny tree she was hiding behind and rubbing her forehead with her hand. Dammit Jake. If only she knew where he was, so that she could tell him she gave up and they could leave to go do something non-"adventurous." The only reason she strayed from her dear laptop is because Jake, of all people, had asked her to. Stupid boy with his stupid charm and stupid good looks. For all she knew, [Name's] sexual urges could have a sitcom made out of them, they had the comedic ability. He'd nev

To Babysit Yourself... {FLUSHED STRIDERS} R#8

Dirk Strider
Dave Strider
To Babysit Yourself...

Today started out like any other. You from a game of SGRUB, Dirk from Alpha and Dave from Beta, all sat on your couch, watching your TV and verbally attacking each other. The brothers deemed you ironic and cool enough to be hung with, what with your awesome Trollsition-Glasses that were always perfectly and ironically dark and your calm yet blunt demeanor.

That was until you received a knock on your hive's front door.

Standing up and brushing your indigo pants off (yes you were a highblood, but 'ironically' you didn't want to be a highblood, but a simple teal or blue blood), you walked to yo

A crash from your doorway KarkatxReader

Was it a crash from your doorway?

It was.

You heard a loud BAM from your doorway, jumping up and promptly falling out of your bed and flat onto your face- ow. Ow. Fucking ow.

You looked up to see an angry Karkat wearing a way-large sweater, even by his standards, it was almost to his kness! And he’d kicked your door inwards and was now glaring at you. Holy crap that was cute.

“Hey there Kitkat. Sup” you asked, putting an arm underneath your head as if you hadn’t fallen- nah, man, you totally planned that. You were just that cool…

Yeah, you were really bad at this. You blamed Dave.

“Don’t you fu

Punk!Jake English x Reader ~ Little GirlThe class was exceptionally quiet today, which was to say, only a mild din was created. Valentines day was celebrated pretty crazily among students, so classes usually turned to nothing but card-trading, candy-slobbering and the reading of horrible poems. And this particular Valentines day, like all others, was spent alone by [Name], who had no "special other" to cuddle with in the hard-bottomed chairs that the school provided. Nobody to share practical heart-shaped, store-bought candies with. Of course, she didn't let anyone else know that she WANTED that. She'd probably just sit around until she got home and then cry the entire night. No different from last year.
While everyone else was sitting with each-other, exchanging small trinkets and giving away candy, [Name] sat sideways at her desk, reading a book quietly. She held it close to her, looking down with no intention of glancing up at the love confessions and merriment among her classmates. She heard the door open, and the room g

DavexReader - Shining ArmorHe called it annoying, made it sound like his girlfriend’s clinginess was the height of irritation. Secretly, he loved it. She was tiny, standing at only five-foot-two, and he was starting to get his growth, already close to five-foot-ten, and just starting to fill out, losing the awkwardness of adolescence. Having her cling to him made him feel like he was the center of her world, it made him feel masculine, like the hero he’d always been convinced that he wasn’t. If Bro teased him about it, he cited the irony of allowing it, though that was a lie. There was nothing ironic about loving the way they were constantly atta

Dirk x Reader - The Cafe [CH2]Dirk pulled into the coffee shop parking lot and stopped so that Dave could get in the car. His shift was over and Dirk was there to pick him up, as usual. Dave got in the car; however, he was completely silent, which was odd for him.

“Did you have a good day at work?” Dirk asked.

“Yeah, it was okay,” Dave answered, “Nothing really happened, except the boss was mad at one of the workers today.”

Dirk blinked. “What happened, little bro?”

“Oh, it had to do with the waitress this morning, y’know, the one you were hitting on.” Dave shook his head at his brother disapprovingly.

Dave x Reader: Ironic (Request)Rating: [PG]
You huddled in your warm blankets, staring blankly at the TV screen. You had no idea what crap movie you were watching. Something John had recommended. It was pretty lame, so you hadn't paid attention to half the movie, and you never would.
'This isn't something Dave would watch. It's not 'ironic'. That means this movie isn't cool. Yeah, this is totally lame. Hmph.'

To explain your childish thoughts, you looked up to Dave. You thought he was so awesome. And hot. You wanted to be exactly like him. You have to admit, you had a tiny crush on him. I mean who wouldn't? You surely thought everyone wanted a piece of that. But you'd never think Dave would think you were cool. You were, well, kind of a dork. A 'not ironic' type of dork. And you really wanted Dave to think you were awesome too, so you always tried to imitate him in a way that was not obvious.
'How am I s

Journal Entries (Dave x Reader)Journal Entries

(Dave x Reader one.shot)

4-13-2011

I saw him again today. Dave…Dave Strider. He was just so cute! I love everything about him.

His cool kid demeanor,

the way his shades cover his eyes, as if they were hiding a long kept secret…

the way his blonde hair looks so soft and touchable,

and his light freckles that dust the pale, peach skin of his face, painting him in an almost innocent light.

But sadly, he would never go for a girl like me…

Sighing for the millionth time that day, I closed my notebook, which served as my journal. Leaning my head against the tree, I played with the frayed ends of the spi

Sollux x Reader: Homesick (Request)Rating: [PG]
Warning: [Karkat's mouth]
Shivering, you tried to cover nose with your warm scarf. It was severely frigid outside, but you were undoubtedly bored in your lonely, desolate place you called "home." So you decided to walk in the deep, crisp snow to your friends', Sollux and Karkat's, house. You hadn't called either of them, nor had you pestered them about trotting to their place. It would be a nice surprise for them, wouldn't it?
As you caught a glimpse of his and Kk's hive, you started to pick up your pace. Man, you seriously didn't want to be in this cold any longer. Dashing to the door, you grabbed the door handle and twisted it. The door opened.
'Are you serious, they left the door open? I thought they were smarter than that...'

"Hey!!"

No reply.
"Sollux!! Karkat?"
Silence.
Soundlessly, you walked up the steps

Felt!Jake English x Reader ~ Compliments of...Ah, sweet sweet alcohol. Nothing like a trip to the best lounge in town to ease an aching mind and body after a hard day of work. Even being a mere secretary at the office was a difficult job, not to mention all the teasing and flirting from co-workers I have to put up with. Now, just time to relax at Roxy's Lounge, have a nice drink, and unwind. Solitary confinement at my table seemed to do just alright with me.
I was on my second drink, and only then was I starting to hit a little buzz. My eyes began to droop closed, and I sat there, silently contemplating the day and how I'd get through tomorrow. A noise broke my thoughts, and I could tell that it was from the bar, not my own constricted imagination. My eyes opened and I looked up, seeing one of the waiters place another drink on my table.
"Oh, no no," I mumbled, waving my hand away. "I didn't order another drink."
"Oh, it's a 'Flirtini.' Compliments of the gentleman in the corner, wearing the green suit." Without another word

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Dirk x Reader (Really really short)~ Sugoi as hell

by ~ISmellGooood, Jan 29, 2013, 5:39:58 PM
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"Come on [Name]. You promised me," Dirk called out to the bathroom door, slightly ajar. His lopsided smirk complimented his now shades-less face, his hair slightly disheveled.

"No! This makes me look...ridiculous!" retorted a meek voice from the bathroom. Dirk sighed and stood up, knocking on the wall besides the door with his smirk still firmly into place.

"C'mon. I dressed up and acted like Johnny Depp for an entire night just for you. Now it's your turn."

"Uggghhhh."

He backed away from the door, crossing his arms and waiting. Finally, the door creaked open and out walked [Name], wearing an uncouthly short maid outfit, complete with hairband and stockings, the whole deal. Dirk couldn't see her face, since she was staring at the ground, but he could guess she was blushing profusely. He chuckled and took a long time to look her up and down, taking in every detail before stepping forward and wrapping his arms around her.

"How do I look?" she asked timidly, leaning against him as he caressed her.

Dirk chuckled before sliding his hands down to her rump, whispering in her ear. "Sugoi as hell, babe."

...

"Shut uuuuuup."

Dirk x Reader (Really really short)~ Sugoi as hellby ~ISmellGooood

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I have no idea what was going through my mind when I wrote this but I wanted to post something else before I went to bed and I'm too tired to write out the rest of Hide n' Seek Part 3 so hear you go have some extremely OOC Dirk for your Strider needs.

Homestuck & Dirk ~

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~DevilMonster18 5 days ago Student Artist

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK
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~RawrSexness Feb 18, 2013

O-O Gog...Well...No Comment o/////o

~LoneTaku Jan 29, 2013 Student Writer

Dude, throw in my glasses, my cleaning ability, my speech impediment, and my clumsiness and I just realized I've got what it takes to have moeeeeee

MOEEEEEEEEE

~Ira-kago Jan 29, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

XD Johnny Depp!

~Ira-kago Jan 29, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

(XD) *anime anger vein* dirk you perv!

~stridersgonnastride4 Jan 29, 2013

Damn....this outfit damn it to hell but im still sugoi as hell

~SilenceOfTheMongoose Jan 29, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

*headdesk* DIRK YOU PERV I THOUGHT YOU WERE MORE CREATIVE.

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