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GamzeexReader ~A little Kitty told me...~

“…Gam…What are you doing with my clothes…?”

Gamzee turned and looked at you with his normal high expression. He had one of your bras on his head, a longsleeved shirt wrapped around his neck like a cape, a pair of pants over his arms, your scarf wrapped around his legs, and was, overall, writing in a pile of your laundry. He was smiling as he tried to unravel himself-only to come up with some sort of wriggling motion.

“Well, you see sis, I never really realized it ‘till now, but your clothes smell like motherfuckin’ miracles!” he smiled.

“…how’d you even get into my

Driving Lessons - Human!Kankri x Reader((Okay guys! This is my first reader insert. Its Human!Stuck by the way. All of it. Anyway! HOPE its not too bad....ENJOY~!))
Your name is ____ ____, you are 15 years old, and your best friend Kankri Vantas, is currently teaching you how to drive. See, you had already failed your drivers ed class once, so you wanted him to teach you. You weren't all that good at driving, and the thought of it scared you, but Kankri would always lecture you when he drove you to work. "____, It is very triggering t9 have t9 keep driving y9u everywhere. I kn9w y9u can't drive, 6ut that doesn't mean that y9u must ask me to take y9u t9 y9ur j96 everyday!" And blah blah blah!
So, because of him not leaving you alone about this, Kankri was currently lecturing you on the rules of the road. "....and when y9u reach a st9p sigh, n9 matter what, y9u must ALWAYS st9p. Yes? And then als9..." You had been tuning him out for a while now. You knew the rules, you just didn't kno

[ lovely ] kankri x reader Kankri was a talkative troll, everyone knew that. However, when the human girl died, everyone was shocked by his sudden moody atmosphere.
They all knew her. She had came with the beta players. She was still alive, not killed off to reach God Teir yet. She was strangely able to fend for herself with any blunt object. Cronus was the first to figure that out, of course. She wasn't shy when it came to defending her body and rights. Maybe that's why Kankri liked her. No one really knew what their relationship was, but he was depressed beyond understanding. It was almost pitiful.
So Kankri sat along, watching the dream bubble version o

Nothing to fear ((Mituna x Reader))Naturally you were inclined to horror movies, seeing as when most of your friends were scared it was a bit funny to see them jump. Not that you liked being scared yourself, however. So, when Cronus suggested that you and a few others get together for a scary movie night, surely you were in. Your circle of friends, whom all got along well at times, were going to meet up at your hive for an evening of popcorn, scares and laughs. Most of them were planning on leaving after a while, not really wanting to camp out on your floor; no matter how comfortable you swear your 'plush rugs' were. You right now were walking with Mituna back to your hive so

Heart-shaped sandwiches ((Mituna x Reader))You and Mituna were close before his accident, that was for sure. Closer than the boy was with Cronus. You were almost considered his pale quadrant, not that the two of you hadn't discussed it at all. It came up quite a bit, in all honesty. You, however, weren't too fond of the pale-zone; especially when you started to notice a bit of a flush was there. As of Mituna's 'accident' however, or, whatever you'd be inclined to call it, you were more or less his caregiver. You seemed to be almost a second lusus to him, not mentioning that Latula babied him somewhat as well. Latula. That name seemed to replay over and over in your head. She wasn't on

To Babysit Yourself... {FLUSHED STRIDERS} R#8

Dirk Strider
Dave Strider
To Babysit Yourself...

Today started out like any other. You from a game of SGRUB, Dirk from Alpha and Dave from Beta, all sat on your couch, watching your TV and verbally attacking each other. The brothers deemed you ironic and cool enough to be hung with, what with your awesome Trollsition-Glasses that were always perfectly and ironically dark and your calm yet blunt demeanor.

That was until you received a knock on your hive's front door.

Standing up and brushing your indigo pants off (yes you were a highblood, but 'ironically' you didn't want to be a highblood, but a simple teal or blue blood), you walked to yo

11 Things I Love About You [Reader x Jake English]11 Things I Love About You

(Reader x Jake English OneShot)

From beside my nightstand, I heard my alarm go off as I jolted myself awake. My heart was pounding as I shut off the alarm, rolling around in bed while groaning. It was a Monday, and ohhh how much I despised Mondays.

But then again, what 16-year-old girl would like returning to school after the weekend?

Grunting in reluctance, I slowly peeled off the covers. “I have to go now bed, last night was wonderful, I didn’t want it to end….but alas, I must go to dreaded school.”

Yawning, I pulled down the shirt of my pajamas and walked over to my drawers, pulling

Cronus x Reader Silence Speaks AllYou never talked much since death. You didn't use sign language either. You talked through drawings and by writing. People ( *coughLatulacough* ) gave you the nickname of the silent artist. And, just like Mituna you're always getting trolled by Cronus, but for a different reason. He had a flush crush on you.

You denied him more than once. He was just alwasy so demanding that you just didn't think that it'll work out. You died because your last matesprit betrayed you. He took those red feelings and trust that you gave him and destroyed everything. You died in the middle of a scream, as he had plunged his sword through your vocal chords. It me

Gamzee X Reader .:Spin The Faygo:.-----------------
I had some fun getting to narrate as Gamzee. Haha very rude language ahoy!
If you are sensitive to foul words why and exactly HOW did you read Homestuck?
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2nd Person POV
The sun was beginning to set as you sit.
Your first pick was definitely Gamzee,he was the troll who came to mind when it came to a first time experience and you really want to see his face when he witnesses such a sight.

He'd make you try just about everything when you went on sight seeing tours,and a few times he had to carry your sick ass home after vomiting due to some raw,gross foods or even things that weren't even food that Gam SOMEH

Candy Corn | Karkat x Reader

Warning: Contains sexual themes, and language. Please be the mature one to read.

The grey short troll stood in a slouch against the wall. You stood on the opposite wiping blood away from his lip with your sleeve. It was strange; his blood was like a candy red, unlike your own.

"What the fuck," he stuttered when your hand came up to his face.

"Shut up you pussy. Even your burses are like a fuchsia colour, damn, so some guy just stuck his skated board out of no where?"

"I told you it was that Strider kid. Fucking Strider!"

"But you don't know which Strider…" it wasn't really a question but he answered it anyways.

"He had a hat on, I

Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - GamzeeYou quickly yanked your hand out of the box to see that it was covered in none other than soper pie. You made a face and shook it off.

Dave leaned his head on the wall, obviously feeling sick from all of the ‘magical apple juice.’ “Gamzee, it’s you’re turn in the closet.”

You glanced at the crowd of people, already seeing Gamzee’s tall horns peak over the rest of the crowd. He pushed to the front of the trolls. He saw you and gave you his regular goofy smile. You couldn’t help but giggle.

Instead of pushing the two of you, Dave shooed you into the closet and shut the door. You each looked aro

CronusxReader [Requested][For cheesecakeyum! I hope you don’t mind that I change Cronus’ character, this idea popped into my head and I had to go with it!]

Nothing can compare to this feeling.
Nothing!
Or at least that is how you feel about riding on a jet ski on a hot summer day on the beach! Sea spray pelts you gently, cooling your tanned skin, solid proof that you have been spending all summer glued to this jet ski. Today you are on your own, Tuesday, so the normal mob of people is significantly less, minimizing the number of swimmers.
Perfect.
Now you don’t have to worry about hitting anyone, but of course you are still careful. You feel yourself grin as you glide over a breaker, making you sail three feet above the water and land smoothly. The jet ski rocks a little, but you steady it. Okay, that is enough of the slightly risky moves, you have seen tons of people completely wipe out or

Dualscar x Lowblood!Reader I Fell For A MonsterNOTE: I thought about making the reader neautral, like it can either be troll or human , but it just didn't work out in my mind. Thank you.
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Don't call me Gaga,
I've never seen one like that before,
Don't look at me like that,
You amaze me,

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You were doing your usual chores in your hive. Cleaning windows, floors, clothes, and making dinner for yourself. It was basically like any other day. But, who knew that your simple life would get such a rude awakening.

Knock.

Knock.

You looked at your door. Who could that be? You don't often get visitors. You placed your broom against the wall and fixed up your hair

You're My Hunny Bun {RED Mituna Captor} R#3

Mituna Captor
You're M-My Hunny B-Bun

You had known the bipolar Troll for nearly two sweeps.

Er- well, that's the equivalent of four and a half Earth years? Right? Dunno. You've just been stuck on Beforus for what feels like forever. How is beyond you- something about a Faygo, your cell phone and your dead goldfish- and you know that you've enjoyed every second of it.

The bipolar Troll you were talking about? His name is Mituna Captor. And yea, you did have a big ol' 'flush crush' on him. He seemed to only calm down in your arms, and always had that derpy, happy smile on his gray face when you watched him 'board. He was the epitome of dork

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"Mituna~" you sang as you tackle hugged the yellow blood.

"Oh...hey (Name)!" he chirped.

"Wanna hang in the park?"

"Thure!" And with that he pulled you onto his board and skated off to your destination.

~~~~~~~~~TIMESKIP IRONICALLY BROUGHT BY A BADASS STRIDER~~~~~~~~~

You cheered as Mituna pulled off a successful kick-flip. You grew a bit worried as he headed towards a rail, but you were confident in his abilities. The troll jumped on it without any complications; however the lan

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by ~ISmellGooood, Feb 10, 2013, 3:50:21 AM
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Tick.
Tock.
Tick.
Tock.
Ti-stop spACING OUT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

Your name is [F/L Name], and your self-control must be at unbelievably high levels.

Your peculiar boy-friend here, Gamzee, has been doing nothing, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, besides sit in one of the two bean-bags in his room and stare at his wall. You sat next to him, staring at him and anticipating the moment when he would snap out of that trance he was in and tell you what was on his mind.

"Gamzee?" you ask, waving a hand in front of his face. After a second, he slowly begins to turn to you, a look of horror, realization, and fascination on his face.

"Eggs are just liquid chickens."

"Gamzee, wha-"

"Time doesn't exist. Clocks exist."

"The hel-"

"Ice-cubes float in their own motherfucking BLOOD." At this point, he grabbed your shoulders, leaning forward and cuddling into you.

"Gam-"

"What would happen if you put a ceiling fan on a wall?" You put your hands on his head, running your fingers through his hair.

"It's time to stop, Gamzee." It was silent for a second, and he snuggled you tighter, clearly emotionally distraught from all these realizations.

"I'm sorry, sis." You put a finger on his lips, and snuggle him just as tightly as he's snuggling you.

"Get more sleep."

Human!Gamzee x Reader request ~ 2deep4meby ~ISmellGooood

Literature / Prose / Fiction / Fantasy / Short Stories

I HAVE BEEN BROWSING TUMBLR FOR THE PAST HOUR AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID THIS I WILL PROBABLY WRITE SOMETHING BETTER LATER BUT FOR NOW THIS IS ALL I GOT I'M SO SORRY.

FUCKING NIGHTBLOGGERS, MAN.

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~highpurple3323 May 10, 2013 New member

i did what gamzee once or twice i was staring sat a wall and my friend got woried then i turned to her and was like IS SHIT JUST EDIBALE SHIT or WHY ARE BUTTERFLYS CALLED BUTTERFLYS ARE THEY MADE OF BUTTER

~Kiddy96 Apr 15, 2013 New member

The fuck?

~KillersAndClowns Apr 3, 2013 New member Hobbyist General Artist

Plot twist! Gamzee is Jeff the Killer!

~AdventureTimeFan172 Apr 5, 2013

A MOTHERFUCKIN' CARNIVAL CLOWN KILLER!!

(hOnK HoNk! (o:

)

~Tigerjump71 Mar 29, 2013

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the third hand on a clock called the second hand?

These are perhaps just things we will never understand, dear Gamzee.

~RuruTheVulpix Mar 4, 2013 Student General Artist

OH MAN I SAW THE TIME DOESN'T EXIST SHIT TOO MAN
OH MAN
WHAT IF
WHAT IF GAM IS A TUMBLR-R PERSON LIKE US

~TimeLady427 Feb 27, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

Nightblogger gamzee

~AnimeLOVERSyeah Feb 20, 2013 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Lol I'm like gamzee from time to time when I get bored! One time in class I started staring at the wall and I said the exact same thing gamzee said! "Eggs are just liquid chickens" and people just started giving me the ' Wtf is this girl high or something?'

~FunnkyBunny Feb 20, 2013

"Get more sleep." Lolz . 3 . ((Inside joke I guess? X'3))

~honeystar6 Feb 19, 2013 Student Artist

HOLY SHIT I DO WHAT GAMZEE DOES ALL THE TIME one time im just like stareing at the celing and then my friends like hey rachel u ok?and im like BRO BRO BRO CEREAL IS A SOUP or like DUDE IF YOU PUT A CHICKEN IN A BLINDER WOULD IT TURN OUT LIKE A REALLY BLODDY EGG? my mind is messed up

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