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Now, here's a question. How is it that when you like something as a toddler, you hate it as a child, then think it's the most bad-ass thing when you become a teenager? Backyardigans, for example. Or Teletubbies. Perhaps some other pre-school show. But what about Hide n' Seek? Do you ever really outgrow that?

The answer is no.

No you don't.

And what's more fun than playing the spectacular, magnificent game with your friend in the middle of the woods? Well, probably anything.

[Name] sighed, leaned against the skinny tree she was hiding behind and rubbing her forehead with her hand. Dammit Jake. If only she knew where he was, so that she could tell him she gave up and they could leave to go do something non-"adventurous." The only reason she strayed from her dear laptop is because Jake, of all people, had asked her to. Stupid boy with his stupid charm and stupid good looks. For all she knew, [Name's] sexual urges could have a sitcom made out of them, they had the comedic ability. He'd never realize that she had a thing for him. After all, Jake was denser than something really dense that you could find with Google that I don't care enough to look up.

"Ugh, dammit dammit dammit. Screeeeeeeeew this," she muttered, standing up straight and beginning to walk in some random direction, she had no idea where. Just as long as it got her out of the place. She walked for a minute, all silent with the exception of the occasional bird call and the autumn leaves crunching beneath her sneakers. She stood on her tip-toes, looking to see if she could spot the tree-line from where she was. She sighed and began to walk again, until two strong hands grabbed her by her shoulders and pulled her back, pressing her firmly against the tree she was just standing next to. She screamed for a split-second, thinking she had come across a deranged psycho who lived in the woods, until she opened her eyes to a familiar, grinning face.

"Jake you cunt-taco!!!" she yelled, flailing meekly under his strong grip. He laughed, that melodious, accented voice flowing through [Name's] ears once again and making her blush with the very sound. Damn everything about this boy, especially the things that make her want to do very uncouth things.

Very. Uncouth things.

"Aw, come now [Name], there's no need to throw a tantrum. All in good fun!" he said, smiling at her but not letting her go.

"Not when you act like you're about to murder me, ya fuckin' dickslappin' Brit!" she responded.

At least, that's how she would have responded, but her mouth was a bit busy at the moment. After a few moments, Jake pulled away from the apologetic smooch that he had started, smiling down at [Name's] small 5"5 figure.

"You're it."

"...I will go back in time to abort you, Sir English."

He laughed again, louder this time, and pulled away from [Name], starting to run away. "You'll have to catch me before-hand! Make sure you count to ten!" She smiled a bit and ran after him, shouting obscenities after his retreating figure.

 So maybe he did know she liked him. Maybe he liked her back? How did he even find out? Was it the hate-flirting? Or maybe...

...

God dammit Roxy. We are never speaking of secrets again.
Yep, my first reader insert. It's Jake English x Reader. Yeah.

Let me know how you like it, and if there's any mistakes, because my writing is bad and I should feel bad.

So yeah, enjoy! ♥

Homestuck :iconcopyrighthussieplz:

You belong to :iconepicwinplz: or, if you prefer, :iconpervyjakeenglishplz:
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SolluxWantsMe Featured By Owner 3 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm probably one of the youngest people here and I'm 5'4.
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HomestuckCrazeh69 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  New member
lol im probably younger than most of the people here and im 5'2? 5'3? xD
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SolluxWantsMe Featured By Owner 3 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm probably younger than you, I'm one of the youngest on DA.
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shieldedColors Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  New member
But !'m only 4'11"... Now ! just f33l so small and t!ny...
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Mara413 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Student General Artist
Yay! Im 5" 5 too!
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Ponydoesminecraft Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Student General Artist
Cunt-taco
dick slappin Brit 
addin those to the insult list
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GaMzEeMaKaRa100 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yesssss
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Neko-ScarletSilence Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Student General Artist
O.O the burger king has my soul? And thank you for making me feel taller! :) I'm 5'2. 
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BreezyTheNinjaBoss Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh my glob. I was DYING while reading this. This was WAY too funny for me to handle. I find your sense of humor and writing to be HILARIOUS. I actually felt like the reader of this story was actually me in that situation (since that is probably exactly how things would go down) and that's really hard to achieve since I have a hard time picturing myself in these stories. And those insults? BEAUTIFUL. I'm so gonna use them now because I curse like a sailor and need new lingo. I am in awe with this story! :iconamericaxdplz: I'm SSSSOOOOO going to read more of your stories now. Especially if they are like this.
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perpicha Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
Dat America doe... (ノ´ー`)ノ
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