Stupid Stupid Stupid

[ Male!Vampire!Kanaya x Reader, 1st Person POV (I/You/They) ]
[Note: This is a vent writing. Forgive me if it's stupid, but I'm pissed and I need to get some stuff out]

God, fuck my sister.

I felt bad for my pillow. It took so many punches and shouts when I had to pretend it was my stupid fucking sister's face. My blog was filled up with rants about how she tried to take control of my life, how she criticized everything I did, how she was such. a. bitch. Ohhhh, so I get a large snowball instead of a medium? Well obviously I'm a fucking dumb kid who can't go anywhere without spending all my Dad's money. Oh, what? I EARNED that money for cleaning out a pool, and it was my BIRTHDAY? Well, shit, we gotta ignore that, I can't bitch and degrade my little sister if I acknowledge the facts of the situation!

Ugh.

A lot of my friends really didn't get it, no matter how many times I had to explain it to them. They either had no siblings, or some pretty nice ones. Or they just thought I was exaggerating. Whatever the case, the only person I could truly let my feelings out too was more my bigger sister than my real one was. And he wasn't even a girl.

"And then she tells me I'm selfish for it! I mean, SORRY for having a hobby, but I'd much rather write than carry in all your fucking luggage from the birthday vacation you didn't even bother INVITING me on." He nodded at me thoughtfully, pursing his lips in thought.

"Well, clearly she is unaware of your passion for what you do."

"Well, CLEARLY she's a huge bitch who thinks the world revolves around her." I groaned and fell back on my bed, leaving Kan frowning at me as I buried my face into my pillow.

"I wouldn't deny the prospect, certainly." He pulled himself off my bean bag, adjusting his skinny jeans and stretching his arms over her head. His cable knit sweater hiked up a bit, displaying his lower back, and I will admit to glancing. Okay, staring.

"She needs to move out, seriously," I said, cracking my knuckles and sitting up again. Kan turned and knelt beside me, his Jade green eyes boring into mine. His lips pulled up into a smile, wearing that same black lipstick that he wore shamelessly, and even let me borrow.

"Wouldn't it be more satisfying to know that you will most likely move out of your mothers house before she does?" At that, I couldn't help but smile.

"True. At least I won't be 22, spending all my money on booze and hair dye."

"Or being a eligible candidate for 17 and Pregnant." He smiled, showing off his fangs, and I just cracked up.

"It's 16 and Pregnant, but it's nice to know you have a modern day sense of humor." I scooted over, and he took his spot on the bed next to me.

"Don't think that simply because I am over one hundred that I do not keep up with the times. Namely, the latest fashion crazes; Which, to be blunt, haven't be up to my standards as of late." He stuck his tongue out, and I giggled. He was polite and civilized, but he could be silly in his own ways. My laughter was abruptly stopped when his hand found itself under my chin, turning my head towards him. His face was serious, and his bronze skin wrinkled up as his face contorted into disgust.

"Listen, I don't want you to let any of her outrageous opinions or delirious rantings discourage from living your life the way you wish to. After all, you won't be young forever, unless you decide to take me up on my offer." He let the disgust fall into a grin as his wiggled his eyebrows and licked his lips. I allowed a small, shy smile and took his hand in mine.

"It's sweet, Kanyo, but can't we at least wait until I turn 20 or so? I don't want to be arrested for "underage driving." He chuckled and leaned forward, pressing his lips against my cheek.

"Reasonable. I have business to attend to, but of course I will be visiting again tomorrow. Sweet dreams." He smiled at me, and he pulled away, quickly hopping out my window and into the darkness outside. I stood and looked in my mirror, placing my fingers gently on the cheek he kissed. Of course, he left a black-lipstick mark. I sighed and crawled into bed, turning off my lamp and letting his comforting words calm me enough to sleep, dreaming of a world where I lived with Kan instead of my stupid sister. 

It was the best dream I've had in months.